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Senior Junior Developer (internship-track)

Synergistic Dynamics · Remote-first, in office five days

Full-timeUnpaidRockstar

Synergistic Dynamics is a fast-paced, family-style disruptor at the intersection of everything. You will report to Persephone Vance, Head of People & Vibes, and collaborate cross-functionally with our office dog, Biscuit.

Requirements: 5 years of experience with Vibe.js. Core values: Hustle. Family. Disruption. Compensation: competitive.

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